I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:
For Women.
Danksteed of Infinite Value
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π If you see this horse while scrolling the chat you have been visited by the danksteed of infinite value. Good trades and prosperity will come to you but only if you copy pasterino this in chat π
twitchquotes:β This guy's veganism is CRAZY!β β βMy vegetables can't win against fruits like thatβ β "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β βHe bought the only tomato that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect eggplants β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI ate that perfectlyβ
β This guy's veganism is CRAZY!β β βMy vegetables can't win against fruits like thatβ β "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β βHe bought the only tomato that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect eggplants β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI ate that perfectlyβ