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its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum
twitchquotes:Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum i bet you can't even afford a real fedora like mine or treat a fine gal to a meal you smelly hobo *walks away turns around tips fedora and continues walking*
Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum i bet you can't even afford a real fedora like mine or treat a fine gal to a meal you smelly hobo *walks away turns around tips fedora and continues walking*
Iβm addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34
One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched βplants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing itβs eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her.
My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.
One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched βplants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing itβs eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her.
My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.
MOM I NEED V-BUCKS
twitchquotes:βοΈβ OK MOM ββοΈWE NEED TO TALK π‘π€ I NEED V-BUCKS ππ΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ππ€¨ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM π«π€¬ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ποΈπ« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ππ NOW I NEED YOU π§π TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ππ₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW π€―π€¬ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE π₯ππ― NOW I'LL BE IN BED π΄π€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πππΈ
βοΈβ OK MOM ββοΈWE NEED TO TALK π‘π€ I NEED V-BUCKS ππ΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ππ€¨ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM π«π€¬ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ποΈπ« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ππ NOW I NEED YOU π§π TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ππ₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW π€―π€¬ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE π₯ππ― NOW I'LL BE IN BED π΄π€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πππΈ
Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum
twitchquotes:Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
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