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fascinating, tell me more
fascinating, tell me more
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I used to be a real ad
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Lenny face brick wall
I think I'm gonna soulfire this Flame Imp
Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
‘Is it a service dog?’
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say ‘no’ I reply with ‘are you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?’with another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs
Hey guys a little bit sick today
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Hey guys a little bit sick today kinda tired cuz I didn't sleep well gonna be another short stream we're going to clear up some dallies on the free accounts first we'll do some arena later
Hey guys a little bit sick today kinda tired cuz I didn't sleep well gonna be another short stream we're going to clear up some dallies on the free accounts first we'll do some arena later
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Own a musket for home defense
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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