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Only Ninety's kids will remember This.
There once was a woman who had 100 children. She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.
Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie
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He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. βUnder the Biden administration,β he says, carefully βThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,β The crowd gasps. βEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,β Jill hangs her head in shame. βYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.β An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words βBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.β Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
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HELLO
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Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a Switch to boot up when it's -135 degrees outside? Out here in Antarctica, we have a small but dedicated scene. I'm the only human among us, but we have some high level penguins as well. You mess with the waddle, you mess with all of us
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