[Copypasta] Kripp BM pyroblasted the wrong guy

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, you bmed me in a card heart game, punk. Bet you thought I had forgotten, but jokes on you I'm a military trained navy ranger. I can kill a man 10 times before he even realizes. I'm right now backtracing your house address and will be there soon. You bm pyroblasted the wrong guy punk, your dead
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp
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November 2014
Kripp

Joseph Kony's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am famous child soldier militia commander Joseph Kony. I want to help you make your own child soldier militia too so we can fight the white man as one. I hope you make the right decision and remember, dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ïžĪï―…ï―ï―’ ïžĢï―™ï―‚ï―’ï―‰ï―˜ïžŒ ïžĐ ï―ˆï―ï―–ï―… ï―‚ï―…ï―…ï―Ž ï―“ï―…ï―–ï―…ï―’ï―…ï―Œï―™ ï―„ï―…ï―ï―’ï―…ï―“ï―“ï―…ï―„ ï―ï―–ï―…ï―’ ï―”ï―ˆï―… ï―Œï―ï―“ï―” ï―ï―ï―Žï―”ï―ˆ ï―ï―Žï―„ ï―ˆï―ï―–ï―… ï―ƒï―ï―Žï―”ï―…ï―ï―ï―Œï―ï―”ï―…ï―„ ï―“ï―•ï―‰ï―ƒï―‰ï―„ï―…ïžŽ ïžĄï―†ï―”ï―…ï―’ ï―ˆï―…ï―ï―’ï―‰ï―Žï―‡ ï―™ï―ï―•ï―’ ï―–ï―ï―‰ï―ƒï―…ïžŒ ïžĐ ï―Žï―ï―— ï―’ï―…ï―ï―Œï―‰ï―šï―… ïžĐ ï―ˆï―ï―–ï―… ï―Žï―ï―”ï―ˆï―‰ï―Žï―‡ ï―Œï―…ï―†ï―” ï―”ï― ï―Œï―‰ï―–ï―… ï―†ï―ï―’ ï―ï―Žï―„ ï―—ï―‰ï―Œï―Œ ï―‹ï―‰ï―Œï―Œ ï―ï―™ï―“ï―…ï―Œï―† ï―”ï―ˆï―‰ï―“ ï―—ï―…ï―…ï―‹ïžŽïžŽïžŽïžŽ ïžīï―ˆï―ï―Žï―‹ï―“ ï―†ï―ï―’ ï―ï―ï―‹ï―‰ï―Žï―‡ ï―ï―™ ï―„ï―…ï―ƒï―‰ï―“ï―‰ï―ï―Ž ï―“ï― ï―…ï―ï―“ï―™ OpieOP
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard

twitchquotes: listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too late for that boyo
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž― Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž―
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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