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Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
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I used to be a real ad
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Yoda and his RNG wisdom
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<(-_-)> greed leads to the bad rng, the bad rng leads to the frustration, frustration leads to the mistake, and the mistake leads to the dark side <(-_-)>
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Kripp
Hearthstone
If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning
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If my Bitcoin๐ฒ๐ฐ and my girl๐๐ฐ both drowning๐ฑ๐ and I could only save one๐ค๐ฌ Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral๐๐ป๐น Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฒ
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Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here
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Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
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imaqtpie
Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed
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Kripparian's true name is Octavian. Octavian is derived from the Latin word for 8. Latin was the language of Rome. Rome fell to Barbarians. Kripp played a Barbarian. Barbarian is 9 letters. Kripparrian is 11 letters. 9/11. Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed.
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I hate taking shits
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting