[Copypasta] VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
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September 2016
Kripp

Emoji Pasta

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EU TEST PASSED

twitchquotes: β˜‘ Veganism β˜‘ Poverty β˜‘ Refugees β˜‘ No Guns β˜‘ Bad Teeth β˜‘ High Prices β˜‘ Allahu Ackbar ☐ Relevant in 2016 β˜‘ High Tax β˜‘ Low Wages β˜‘ No Freedom β˜‘ EU TEST PASSED
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June 2016
Kripp

EU vs NA

The Cocklock Deck

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its the "cocklock" you just beat. I'm on the phone with my mom right now, and she isn't very happy with you. She is coming over now to comfort me, and then we are going to have to report you to the police. I hope you enjoy jail.
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December 2014
Kripp

Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry

twitchquotes: How the ever loving *** is this guy getting 24k people to watch him play HS? It's like having a small country collectively decide to grow an interest in watching paint dry. Boggles the mind. Really.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Donger Song

twitchquotes: I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ and every time its loweredβ”ŒΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½β” I cry and start to whine β”ŒΰΌΌ@Ω„Νœ@༽┐But never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α•¦ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•€
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March 2014
Kripp

One off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But it’s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. *click* He forgot to buy bullets. β€œOne off lethal,” Rania sobs.
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November 2018
Kripp
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