[Copypasta] I sexually identify as a priest player

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
twitch chat
August 2016

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP

twitchquotes: SLEEP TEST ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP โŽ ResidentSleeper
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August 2019

Hearthstone

octavian will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is octavian i died in a falafel accident 10 years ago unless you copy and paste this 10 times i will come in your room tonight and make you go 0-3 i look like a middle-aged salty vegan
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February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

I love your stream. Just kidding

twitchquotes: I love your stream. Your energy and optimism is inspiring and you just make my day so much brighter. Just kidding lol. It's tanner. I see you're still playing this children's card game despite me stealing and selling your account back in the day. Anyways, good talk. See you at the gym ... not.
twitch chat
June 2019

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

Must be Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฟ Great Fur ๐Ÿฟ Extremely Handsome ๐Ÿฟ Innovative Deathrattle ๐Ÿฟ High Level Tactics ๐Ÿฟ Moderately Sized Fedora ๐Ÿฟ Great Animations ๐Ÿฟ Broken Interactions ๐Ÿฟ Must be Weasel Tunneler ๐Ÿฟ
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December 2016

Hearthstone

Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
twitch chat
November 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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