[Copypasta] I sexually identify as a priest player

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
twitch chat
August 2016

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG πŸ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: α•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•—γ€€οΌ­ο½‰ο½Žο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŒγ€€ο½“ο½…ο½’ο½–ο½ο½Žο½”ο½“οΌŒγ€€ο½“ο½ο½Œο½„ο½‰ο½…ο½’ο½“γ€€ο½ο½†γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½„γ€€ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŒγ€€ο½ο½‚ο½…ο½™γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½ο½†γ€€οΌ«ο½…ο½Œβ€™οΌ΄ο½ˆο½•ο½šο½ο½„οΌα•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Dex is Kripp's opponent

twitchquotes: "My apologies" Kripp's opponent emotes as he casts fireball on Kripp, ending Kripps arena run. "That guy was so lucky! He curved out every turn, had every answer and topdecked lethal!" Kripp sighs and loads up another arena run. His opponent closes his laptop and thinks "What a scrub. And now for the cherry on top" as his opponent walks out from the other room goes up to Kripp and licks Kripp's arm. "Good doggie" Kripp says "Here's a treat for a good doggie".
twitch chat
October 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

King Kamehameha

twitchquotes: Aloha Forsen, my name is King Kamehameha, King of Hawaii. I want to invite you to come to our tropical island paradise to teach us Cardstone. You will be compensated with a million palm leaves (over 10 million Swedish dollars). We would love to hear from you. Please no copypasterino
twitch chat
January 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

twitchquotes: The πŸ’° specific πŸ’° views πŸ’° expressed πŸ’° by πŸ’° blitzchung πŸ’° were πŸ’° NOT πŸ’° a πŸ’° factor πŸ’° in πŸ’° the πŸ’° decisionπŸ’° weπŸ’° made.πŸ’° I πŸ’° want πŸ’° to πŸ’° be πŸ’° clear: πŸ’° our πŸ’° relationships πŸ’° in China πŸ’° had πŸ’° noπŸ’° influence πŸ’° on πŸ’° our πŸ’° decision.πŸ’°
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October 2019

Hearthstone

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