[Copypasta] Secret Puerto Rican lover

twitchquotes: Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!
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May 2016
Kripp

Classic

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Yoda and his RNG wisdom

twitchquotes: <(-_-)> greed leads to the bad rng, the bad rng leads to the frustration, frustration leads to the mistake, and the mistake leads to the dark side <(-_-)>
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March 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp with sunglasses

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
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January 2015
Kripp

This is Catarrian's mother

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian, this is the Catarrian's mother. I am writing to in human words because the Catarrian feels he has been mistreated. He tells me "meow" which means that he feels you are not giving him enough stream time. And he also said "Nyaa," which means you better pet the Catarrian
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Kripp

M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying

twitchquotes: monkaS โ˜๏ธ m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

Failed as a pepperino pizza

twitchquotes: Mส ส™แดส, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด แด…ษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แดกสœส สแดแดœ แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด แดแดœแด› ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› แด€ษดแด… sแดœแด„แด‹ ส™สŸแดแดแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… ส€แดแดแด€ษดษชแด€ษด แด แด€แดแด˜ษชส€แด‡?" แด€ษดแด… แด€สŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด sแด€ส ษชs, "Rษชแด˜ ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษช" แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด€แด˜แด˜แด€า“แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด ษขแด, "ษช แด…แด ษดแดแด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แด›สœษชs ษดแด‡แดกา“แด€ษดษขสŸแด‡แด… แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด สŸแด€ษดษขแดœแด€ษขแด‡ สแดแดœ sแด˜แด‡แด€แด‹, ษช สœแด€แด แด‡ า“แด€ษชสŸแด‡แด… แด€s แด€ า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… แด€s แด€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด€
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April 2014
Kripp
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