[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix.

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down. So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

December 2021

I'm going up the chat elevator

twitchquotes: PogChamp

I'M GOING UP THE CHAT ELEVATOR PogChamp

I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO ARRIVE PogChamp

twitch chat

June 2015

Reynad

Buying Monster and adult diapers

twitchquotes: I’m telling you, TidesOfTime is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door

twitch chat

June 2019

TidesOfTime

Watermelon

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July 2017

I'm not your typical 12 year old

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.

twitch chat

December 2018

[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix.

I'm going up the chat elevator

Buying Monster and adult diapers

Watermelon

I'm not your typical 12 year old

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