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If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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Fedora the Explorer
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Hello Reynad, Fedora the Explorer here, moderator of /r/hearthstone. I am here to tell you that reddit is now your enemy because you missed legal.
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Frodan, be nicer to Kripp
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"Frodan, be nicer to Kripp," Reynad says in his office at Tempo Storm HQ. "I was just having a laugh," replies Frodan. "I know, but he's a casual and sensitive. Apologize to him. I'm inviting him over to 'cast' a 'tournament' and want him in a good mood," Reynad winks. Frodan bows and says, "Yes master."
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Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy
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Reynad's peak performance in salt manufacturing
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Hello Reynad I am Terry Davison from the Texas Salt making factory. Our buisness would like to invest in your salt revenues as we have sensed a peak performance. Pls no pepper.
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