twitchquotes:I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
I love you future self!
twitchquotes:Hey youtube! It's me from the past! Remember when I wrote this and then it happened and now I'm watching this again on YouTube watching my message pass! I love you future self!
Hey youtube! HeyGuys It's me from the past! Remember when I wrote this and then it happened and now I'm watching this again on YouTube watching my message pass! I love you future self! KappaPride
Before watching Reynad I was a young positive, 13 year old
twitchquotes:Before watching reynad i was a young positive, 13 year old male with a can do attitude the world was in my hands waiting to be conquored. Now after watching reynad for a year I am bitter, hopeless and blame everything on others
Before watching reynad i was a young positive, 13 year old male with a can do attitude the world was in my hands waiting to be conquored. Now after watching reynad for a year I am bitter, hopeless and blame everything on others
Gorgeous tone of gray
twitchquotes:GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY โ TIMELESS DESIGN โ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES โ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS โ MUST BE โ
GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY โ Kappa TIMELESS DESIGN โ Kappa THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES โ Kappa LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS โ KappaPride KappaClaus KappaRoss MUST BE Kappa โ Kappa
Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here
twitchquotes:Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?