[Copypasta] I am a manager for many twitch celebrities

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am a manager for many twitch celebrities. If you hire me I can arrange for your n***s to be as easy to google as the Hafu noodles. This will increase traffic to your channel by at least 50%. Your Welcome in advance, peace. Kappa Kappa 420 Kappa
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Krippler and the Donger people

twitchquotes: Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Kripp Jong Un

twitchquotes: ą»’( ā€¢Ģ€ ā•­ ĶŸŹ–ā•® ā€¢Ģ )ą„­ It is me Kripp Jong Un. I demand that all showings of "Topdecking and Wrecking 3: Gripped and Kripped" be removed immediately. Those who refuse will be pepperonied ą»’( ā€¢Ģ€ ā•­ ĶŸŹ–ā•® ā€¢Ģ )ą„­
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

HOLD THE LINE

twitchquotes: HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE šŸ„ WutFace _ šŸ”Ŗ
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(ā—‰É·ā—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

stop babyraging

twitchquotes: let's put out some rant here. you babyrage guys are pathetic. whenever kripp judges an aspect of the game, all of you take it as being salty and babyraging. its simply talking and discussing the game, dont be so closed minded, chat please.
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp
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