[Copypasta] Now I remember why I fell asl...

twitchquotes: Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Mill Druid. Now I remember why I fell asl... ResidentSleeper
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January 2015
Kripp
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Failed as a pepperino pizza

twitchquotes: Mส ส™แดส, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด แด…ษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แดกสœส สแดแดœ แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด แดแดœแด› ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› แด€ษดแด… sแดœแด„แด‹ ส™สŸแดแดแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… ส€แดแดแด€ษดษชแด€ษด แด แด€แดแด˜ษชส€แด‡?" แด€ษดแด… แด€สŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด sแด€ส ษชs, "Rษชแด˜ ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษช" แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด€แด˜แด˜แด€า“แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด ษขแด, "ษช แด…แด ษดแดแด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แด›สœษชs ษดแด‡แดกา“แด€ษดษขสŸแด‡แด… แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด สŸแด€ษดษขแดœแด€ษขแด‡ สแดแดœ sแด˜แด‡แด€แด‹, ษช สœแด€แด แด‡ า“แด€ษชสŸแด‡แด… แด€s แด€ า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… แด€s แด€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด€
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

I just spotted an inconsistency

twitchquotes: Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp with sunglasses

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
ascii art
January 2015
Kripp

100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY

twitchquotes: (ส˜อก ส–อœ ส˜อก เธ‡) I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (ส˜อก ส–อœ ส˜อก เธ‡)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

EU vs NA

Eminem Stan lyrics

twitchquotes: Dear kripp, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's dexter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father. My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you kripp, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. we should be together too
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September 2019
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