[Copypasta] Mayor of Canadaland

The prodigal son has returned

twitchquotes: Papparin opens the door to see a hobo squating outside his house. He hugs the lankey figure and tears drip onto a Diablo 2 shirt that has seen better times. "Tonight we feast," Papparin says as he begins to prepare a meal of falafel. Kripp flops down on his bed, surrounded by empty OJ cartons from a year ago. The prodigal son has returned.

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you matter and your story is important. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

twitchquotes: ＮｏＰｏＥ，ｎｏｃａｔｔａｒｒｉａｎ，ｎｏＯＪ，ｎｏｔｎｌ．Ｗｈａｔｉｓｓｔｉｌｌｌｅｆｔｏｆｔｈｅｋｒｉｐｐｗｅａｌｌｌｏｖｅｄ？Ｎｏｗｈｅｐｌａｙｓｃａｓｕａｌｓｔｏｎｅ，ｆｉｓｔｓｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｒｓ，ｄｒｉｎｋｓｍａｎｇｏｊｕｉｃｅａｎｄｐｌａｙｓｆｏｒＴＳＭ

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Stand back foul milkerino

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I am the knight of healtherino. Stand back foul milkerino <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

twitchquotes: Hᴇʏ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, I ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. Mʏ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ "ʙʀᴏғɪsᴛ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴜᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. Iғ I ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ, I'ʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙʀᴏғɪsᴛ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪs. Tʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ʀᴜɪɴɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Mayor of Canadaland

The prodigal son has returned

Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

Stand back foul milkerino

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

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