[Copypasta] Kripp is a casual vegan

twitchquotes: Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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I'm sure Kripp just thinks this is just a wall of text

twitchquotes: I'm sure Kripp just thinks this is just a wall of text. He will just skip over this as just another "copy pasta" I bet. This message is very important and I am triggered that Kripp will just skip over it. Copy paste this message to make Kripp read this meaningful message
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

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Kripp with sunglasses

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January 2015
Kripp

Dex sits in a huge doghouse

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a huge doghouse. Full and content because of his "kibbles and bits" diet, he's too happy to move. He's so happy, and enjoys life. He knows his owner has hope of a 12 win run. He knows he could draw attention to himself, since he's the king of his house. In a single act of pride, Dex barks to give Kripp his praise. "Good boy Dex" is his response.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy Rania can't win against a hot blonde like that” β˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" β˜‘ "She had the perfect cameltoe" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I couldn't do to her” β˜‘ β€œI ate her perfectly” β˜‘ β€œWhat a slut”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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