[Copypasta] Kripp is a casual vegan

One off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But it’s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. *click* He forgot to buy bullets. “One off lethal,” Rania sobs.

twitch chat

November 2018

Kripp

Dawg u a crip or a blood fool

twitchquotes: so i was walking down the road today and 2 black hoodlums approached me. They asked "dawg u a crip or a blood fool". Startled, i muttered "I'm a kripp". The power of morosan rushed through my body, i raised my donger and blew both of the hoodlums away with 100% pure orange juice from concentrate. Value.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Sniper Guild recruiter here

twitchquotes: Sniper Guild recruiter here TheIlluminati

. Our mighty organization of hundreds of Sniparrians is in need of new initiates who can infiltrate the Kripparrians stream. A minimum experience of two snipes is required. Do not worry about time delays or snitches, our buddy Drivezy has you covered. We hope you will consider joining us in our quest to defeat Kripparrian

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat

FORCED

SPAM

THIS

EMOTE

BECAUSE

ITS

COOL

CAT

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

Only the saltiest one can hold both salts

twitchquotes: PJSalt

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only the saltiest one can hold both salt cans ⎝ Kappa

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twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp is a casual vegan

One off lethal

Dawg u a crip or a blood fool

Sniper Guild recruiter here

Hearthstone

Because it's a cool cat

Only the saltiest one can hold both salts

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