[Copypasta] My name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team

twitchquotes: Good Evening, my name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team, and from analyzing your browser history we are here to inform you that your Windows XP Operating system is not valid. Your OS will be locked in 15 minutes until you have paid for the Microsoft product. If you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to call us!
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December 2014
Forsen
I used to be a real ad
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YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜◯ ( ͡° ͜◯ ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°) YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS ( ͡° ͜◯ ( ͡° ͜◯ ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°)
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June 2015
Forsen

FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL

twitchquotes: (◉◡◔)ﾉ✇ FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL (◉◡◔)ﾉ✇, ✇ﾉ(◔◡◉) ןǝǝɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ uǝsɹoɟ ✇ﾉ(◔◡◉)\
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March 2016
Forsen

Missed lethal does not exist

twitchquotes: Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
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February 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Last night I had a dream

twitchquotes: Last night I had a dream that whenever I typed something in Forsen's channel, everyone copied and pasted it, and then Forsen got really mad at me for starting spam. After that he banned me and I felt really bad for it, so my only option to apologize to him was to suck his sweadish meatballs. Sorry Forskin!
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November 2014
Forsen

You leave me little choice, evil mods!

twitchquotes: <::::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ You leave me little choice, evil mods! Face me!
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November 2014
Forsen
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