[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup. I don't appreciate the excessive amount of brofisting you've been doing to my son's rectum. When he sleeps at night all he can dream about is you welcoming him to the "5 dolla club" as you tear his anus apart and cause it to profusely bleed with your fist and it's all your fault that he's so butthurt!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Al salem Kripperion!

twitchquotes: Al salem Kripperion! This be brother Al-Saq-Quadir Prince of Oilrabia, in my country we don't have currency, we only trade in brofist. You have a magnificent one krippFist, I be prepared to offer 50 million USD for your amputated right hand forever preserved while brofisting, thank you for understanding Kripp, and see you in my dungeon.
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June 2015
Kripp

When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza

twitchquotes: When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza, its seen as a bit of greasy fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 420 GreaseMaster Pro 5000 garbage pizza pie with 6 different types of pepperoni, spiceified sauce with non-drip collection tray, together with optional built in Cheese crust, hes called Fattarrian
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November 2014
Kripp

Stuck in Kripp's basement

twitchquotes: |ฬ…|(ฬ…|ฬ…โ—‰ฬ…|ฬ…โ—กฬ…|ฬ…โ—”ฬ…|ฬ…)ฬ…| HELP I'M STUCK IN KRIPP'S BASEMENT |ฬ…|(ฬ…|ฬ…โ—‰ฬ…|ฬ…โ—กฬ…|ฬ…โ—”ฬ…|ฬ…)ฬ…|
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November 2014
Kripp

Imagine the profit!

twitchquotes: soon kripp. you will have enough subs to turn it into sub mode. you will cause a rage so fierce from the common plebs that they will only turn to subbing to not lose their spam rights. you will become the richest streamer on here based off the rage of others. imagine the profit!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ“‰ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
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June 2017
Kripp

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